neyruto:

my cat wont play football do you think he is gay

(via sarcastard)

huffposttaste:

On International Coffee Day, drink all the coffee
Mom: why is everything on the floor?
Me: gravity mom
"We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect."
Anaïs Nin (via ohlovequotes)

(Source: psych-facts, via mrsphantamore)

boyzwhat:

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