magekin:

she wears short skirts i wear mage robes

(via thewonderfulworldofmybrain)

emobaria:

I love butts so much I’m so happy everybody has one

(via chomokh)

*male celebrity gets his nudes leaked*
everyone: oh my gOOOOD WHERE CAN I SEE MORE IM GONNA DIE THIS IS SO HOT !1111!
*female celebrity gets her nudes leaked*
everyone: ok but why did she even take those pics,.... she was asking for it lol

stay-ocean-minded:

maybe people would ask me stuff if i were attractive

(via unsmokable)

Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”

(Source: ringokotomi, via theviolentbearitagay)

me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
beautifulquote:

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alexbischoffphotography:

 I miss winter already 
meninjockstraps:

Symmetry

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via aphfandoms)

fiendfyred:

hey remember when harry won the triwizard tournament and gave all the prize money to fred and george so they could start their business

(via aphfandoms)

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